deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother


lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar)

I should probably masturbate
Me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection


itseddiebro:

Wait what the fuck

(Source: ikarost)

Remember deal it don’t do it
My friend’s dad who thinks I’m a drug dealer (via dutchster)

(Source: targetwhore)