Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
I did it myself.